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Metallica Demotivational Poster


LARS ULRICH - Me banging on pots with spoons > Lars Ulrich


TAGS: metallica lars ulrich sucks
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by burnallbabies

Rivaldog - January 23, 2012, 10:59 pm
So if he sucks so bad, why don't you guys go hop on a drum kit and play me some blackened? Battery? Please, and thank you.
burnallbabies - January 29, 2010, 6:49 am
If you can't play, you shouldn't play. Lars ulrichs expiration date went out a long time ago. When milk has gone sour you don't drink it, you fucking throw it away
Fatt Matt - January 28, 2010, 5:04 pm
I really haven't listened to them since Load/Re-load era... yes RTL and Kill'em All, great eff'n albums. He's old, man, FFS! There comes a time when you can't pull it off like you used to - that also means it might be time to hang it up...
burnallbabies - January 28, 2010, 4:21 pm
I still think that Ride The Ligthning is one of the greatest metalalbums ever, despite my feelings about Lars! (Master of Puppets is overrated)
burnallbabies - January 28, 2010, 4:10 pm
He was in 1986 maybe, but now he is unable to keep it up. Which makes the faster songs incredibly painful to listen to. I have nothing against metallica, just lars' shitty drumming.
Fatt Matt - January 28, 2010, 3:54 pm
As much as I hate what Metallica has become... Lars is still a badass drummer.


HOLD MY HAND -


TAGS: metallica enter sandman
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - March 23, 2012, 10:48 am
@coombs - I agree, but didn't like the way it looked, so i put the missing line in the tag.. a picture of earth going from day to night didn't seem to fit with a hand..
Coombsy007 - March 23, 2012, 2:18 am
Brother you gotta quote the full verse. 5L's anyway
Greeny - March 15, 2012, 7:34 pm
I'm lost!? Boats throw me off


JAMES, KIRK - I'm sorry, we can't hear you over the sound of how awesome we are.




‘TALLICA TRIVIA - Did you know? Metallica’s first record was going to be called 'Metal up Your Ass' It was renamed 'Kill 'Em All'




RELEVANCE -


TAGS: metallica lars ulrich whine cry temper tantrum
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by OhQueso

Zed - October 6, 2009, 6:49 am
Dunno how gay or not gay Lars is, but he is a corporate tool almost om par with Kayne West...
Narutarded - October 6, 2009, 6:17 am
I think you mean "Gayer than a bag of Tiggers". And P, you might have to draw him a picture. Or better yet, act it out with hand puppets!
faulty switch - October 6, 2009, 5:52 am
whats so gay about a bag of tigers? and good call porcelina.
LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 9:45 am
ZZZIIINNNGGG!!!!
Porcelina - July 31, 2009, 1:50 am
We might be fucked in the head ... (yeah, we are) but at least we're not butthurt. (put the pieces together now)
notLolman - July 31, 2009, 1:47 am
?? is this supposed to be funny in some way? worst motifake ever... how this gets thru and my michael phelps bong smoking one didm is beyond me, your all fucked in the head.
Me - June 4, 2009, 1:14 am
Lars is gayer than a bag of tigers. Case closed
WTF? - June 4, 2009, 1:07 am
Relevance is a term used to describe how pertinent, connected, or applicable something is to a given matter. Now... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT POSTER? Lars is god. Thank you.
HAHA - April 27, 2009, 6:50 pm
Metallica Rocks.


IDIOTS - Some just can't appreciate music


TAGS: metallica idiots music guitar
Rating: 2.21/5

More motifakes by Vanner

lol - March 25, 2009, 1:11 am
Death Magnetic was surpisingly good after the 5th listen, now its one of my favourites, and im an old school metallica fan.
guest - February 7, 2009, 1:29 pm
not really good music since 1991
lolman - January 14, 2009, 6:31 pm
I agree they are sell outs, my last ticket for a concert cost me $600, i would have paid anything. They sell out every show they do, they are the best band in the world. People who say "Selling out' cant play an instrument usually and masturbate regular
Vanner - January 2, 2009, 5:29 pm
As i didnt upload this pile of shit i'm afraid i cant take any credit for it...... next
CPL. Mike Marts USMC - January 2, 2009, 4:34 pm
Selloung out? Sure...they SELL OUT EVERY DAMN CONCERT THEY PLAY!!! Just because they have the balls to play what they want, when they want and look how they want...somebody's always gotta bitch! Fuck you dumbasses!!!! Metallica kicks ass!


IT'S OVER -


TAGS: metallica washed up tapped out put a fork in em
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

Hawamleh - July 1, 2010, 5:36 pm
Cliff Burton was good, but some of their best songs are from the 1990-2005 era..
twistedone - February 9, 2010, 8:00 am
These guys were done when Cliff Burton passed away! Even the logo on this poster looks tired!
culos - February 9, 2010, 6:05 am
Watch it Moo+ or you'll get done for Geriatric Discrimination!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 9, 2010, 5:01 am
*yeah
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 9, 2010, 5:00 am
Yeag, It was so cool when they rolled out in their wheelchairs and Rocked "seek and destroy"
PRein - February 9, 2010, 4:53 am
hey hey .. last years Metallica concert was awesome ! Nothing's wrong with them -_-
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 9, 2010, 1:36 am
I'm sure you meant "never" and "fuck".....please stop spelling like a 13 year old girl.
[email protected] - February 9, 2010, 1:32 am
DETH MAGNETIC was the best album i neva gave a frik about it! but the tee shirts were cool.
Cloudchaser - February 8, 2010, 11:54 pm
Subby just doesn't like it that the Metallica he first liked are trying to keep it fresh instead of being stale and never changing
CANADA - February 8, 2010, 5:48 pm
My buddy won the tickets with my help so it was free and there was like 5 merch tables. and DAMN! is Gene Simons old!
Fatt Matt - February 8, 2010, 5:44 pm
I hope it was a free concert... how big was the merch table? Did they have to rent a whole other building to try and peddle their crap?
CANADA - February 8, 2010, 5:41 pm
LMFAO! i though that just after i went to a kiss concert


METALLICA - All Your Bases Belong to Them


TAGS: metallica metallica metallica music guitar
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by LIPCoelho

lolman - April 9, 2009, 1:37 am
S8N, you sound like a 12 year old cocksmoker, go jockey another knob why dont ya. In factm your all fucked because you completely lost the joke in there, its got nothing to do with fucking Basses you fucking retards, if yr not oldskool, then fuck off.
Lump - August 6, 2008, 11:06 am
FUCK METALLICA!!!
Portugues - May 29, 2008, 8:55 am
All my bases are property od Metallica
Orsis - May 29, 2008, 8:53 am
MetallicA's Army!
S8N - May 28, 2008, 10:00 pm
oh... btw... FAIL
S8N - May 28, 2008, 9:59 pm
bass? considering this is a post burton piece of artwork are you refering to the tool who did what he was told for 4 discs?


ROCK -


TAGS: metallica rock old loud music
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - August 24, 2011, 4:00 pm
This will haunt me forever...
crzbaby420 - August 24, 2011, 2:08 pm
they started to sell out after cliff died.fuck you ace of spades.fuuuck youuuu
Hawamleh - July 17, 2011, 5:39 pm
Jesus Christ just let this poster go back to the BOWELS OF HELL WHERE IT CAME FROM !
Verdeckt - July 17, 2011, 8:28 am
so, to summarise... Metallica, good - Poster, Bad
Hawamleh - July 14, 2011, 5:08 pm
I know...
coldinjected - July 14, 2011, 4:10 pm
Sorry Hammy but, yeah, the poster sucks.
Hawamleh - July 12, 2011, 1:54 pm
Lord knows I like metallica songs. but as a poster this sucks.
coldinjected - July 12, 2011, 11:19 am
30 or so years of music and still recording. If you still can't handle Cliff Burton's death since that is the line people chose to draw, then put down ...And Justice and the Black album. 2 of the greatest of all time. Enjoy your Nickelback and Staind.
coldinjected - July 12, 2011, 11:15 am
This is getting ridiculous. Metallica has a core of fans that won't leave. They continue and sell out everywhere. They continue to brand games and such that turns top sellers. Everyone likes the older Metallica but true fans still like them.
Hawamleh - July 12, 2011, 9:15 am
and even a year later, a bad poster haunts me...
mrwhyte - July 11, 2011, 7:23 pm
I have to comment even tho it's late.. Their music is garbage and Lars is a cry baby. They need to start drinking again...
crankyhead - July 1, 2010, 1:39 pm
I'm only kiddin around Haw, cheers =)
forseti - July 1, 2010, 11:52 am
ROFL cranky!! - I love AlcoholicA. Made some of the best Rock albums of all time and their shows are still awesome! Your pic.... not :P
Hawamleh - July 1, 2010, 9:32 am
TTH, Even Though Lars Is a Douche...Their Music is Good. and cranky im trying to crank down the dead ppl and despair thing...
crankyhead - July 1, 2010, 2:15 am
How did you not use a photo from the Cliff Burton era? All your other posters have dead people in them. =)
agdaniele - July 1, 2010, 2:11 am
Two words: M-bop.
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 2:01 am
art's
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 2:00 am
Crybabies whining about downloaders. As Fat Mike said "Music should be created from devotion, not ambition, Not for fame". Art for art;s sake.
Hawamleh - July 1, 2010, 1:28 am
Metallica is never bad.... I Know the Poster Isnt Good, I Had To Do It Though !
Derek - July 1, 2010, 1:23 am
- or perhaps it's just bad


Take My Hand -




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